We woke this morning to news from DFW Airport that will make Amon Carter’s eternal-resting heart pitter-patter with delight.
“After nearly five decades, we've decided to give Fort Worth it's (sic) well-deserved top billing! Starting today, you can call us 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐃𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐬 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐀𝐢𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭, or 𝐅𝐖𝐃.
“We are a forward-thinking airport, with a FWD-looking name!”
Amen to that!
It’s on Twitter on April 1. So, it must be true.
We don’t care if it’s an April Fool’s tease. We’re going with it. So is the mayor, who gets things done, obvi.
But not all mayors.
Deal with it, Johnson. It’s long past time they put beauty and a good time before age. And you've all been warned: From here on out, any of this "I'm flying into Dallas" mumbo jumbo might get you Will Smithed.